Sunday, December 14, 2003
I am so gret
Now. I am wankingmyself anally while I type away at my blog. I am very good at it. I used to do this whiel I prepared to meet Donald, and then I did not wash my hands until after I had shaken his hands! Hah ha ha. Huh! What is that noise? Sounds like someone is digging something. Whoah Someone has found me, ayee!! I hope they do not see me in the corner! Oh no it is the Americams! Aargh!!
Saturday, December 13, 2003
Best free blog hosts - SitePoint Forums
Best free blog hosts - SitePoint Forums
I do a search for better free blogging services and what do I find? This rubbish. All Rubbish! And if not used by little children then by geek boys! Where can a serious Geat Dictator like me find a good free Blogging Service eh?
I do a search for better free blogging services and what do I find? This rubbish. All Rubbish! And if not used by little children then by geek boys! Where can a serious Geat Dictator like me find a good free Blogging Service eh?
Monday, November 17, 2003
Itchy Arse
I can't believe it.. All day I have been itching my arse and still it is itching. i wonder if I need to wash my underpants? Who can tell? I am wearing black Calven Kleign underpants. (I use black coulour because ..1) they are so sexy, and 2), it is not so easy to see skid marks after the American's drive by in their Humvee playing 50Cent or Snoopy Doggy Dog with the bass turned up very loud. Ha! As if they are like Hard Gangstas! No wonder they will never capture me, I can hear them from a mile away!
Sunday, November 16, 2003
blog*spot - blog hosting
blog*spot - blog hosting
How is this suppoosed to work properly? I don';t understand! Aargh! This American tecjnolgy! Russian would be much better! (Or even NorthKOrean would be better! Get someone to shout my message over the tannoy!)
How is this suppoosed to work properly? I don';t understand! Aargh! This American tecjnolgy! Russian would be much better! (Or even NorthKOrean would be better! Get someone to shout my message over the tannoy!)
Still avoiding the Americans
Still avoiding the Americans
This has got to be one of the best sites of The Internet! I have read and compared them all to mine and none are even as close as my arse cheeks! I hope that one day soon, I will be able to work out how to receive messages from my fans. In the mean time, I will read up on an excellent book I found.."Success in world Domination for Evil Dictators". It is clearly not a book that Little Idiot Dwarf has read... Hah! Maybe when I am done, I will change a few words and publish under my own title!
This has got to be one of the best sites of The Internet! I have read and compared them all to mine and none are even as close as my arse cheeks! I hope that one day soon, I will be able to work out how to receive messages from my fans. In the mean time, I will read up on an excellent book I found.."Success in world Domination for Evil Dictators". It is clearly not a book that Little Idiot Dwarf has read... Hah! Maybe when I am done, I will change a few words and publish under my own title!
Saturday, October 04, 2003
Wake David - The site dedicated to keeping David Blaine awake for 44 days and nights [www.wakedavid.co.uk] - Home
Wake David - The site dedicated to keeping David Blaine awake for 44 days and nights [www.wakedavid.co.uk] - Home
Hmm.. found this site on the Internet.. Maybe I can do one about Boosh and Blair?
Hmm.. found this site on the Internet.. Maybe I can do one about Boosh and Blair?
Saturday, September 27, 2003
David Blaine Magic Man
David Blaine Magic Man
What a load of cobblers! I cannot believe that there is a blaineboard for this idiot's progress! Why is there not one for me?
What a load of cobblers! I cannot believe that there is a blaineboard for this idiot's progress! Why is there not one for me?
Tuesday, September 23, 2003
Stupid Just Stupi!
That's what I have to say about the Ali G. And also that other weirdo, Michael J (ever since he left the Jackson 5)
Thats all, for now.
Thats all, for now.
